Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
