tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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