While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
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Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
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i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
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She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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