At least make sure they are 18
Why
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
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i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
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It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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