Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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