guys are not supposed to queef...right?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
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I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
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Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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