Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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