My nipple is on Facebook.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Randomize