There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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