I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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