god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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