so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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