you guys were way drunker than both of me
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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