I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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