Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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