remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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