It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
tell me about the eggs
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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