If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
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U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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