It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Life is so much better after having sex.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
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