I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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