their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
