why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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