I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
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Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
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He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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