why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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