Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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