I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
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