What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
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My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
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The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
They left me at home... I'm a liability
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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