she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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