it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby