So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
28 Completely Safe For Work Pictures Of Genitals
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
What changed your mind?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
This Twitter User’s Story About Meeting A Notorious Serial Killer Will Leave You Shook
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days