i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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