i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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