Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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