Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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