Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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