I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
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im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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