Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level