I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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