i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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