you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
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