More tranny stories later!
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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