How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
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