that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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