Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
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have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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