so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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