Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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