Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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