Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
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I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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