Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
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i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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