At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
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bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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