How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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