She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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