it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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