No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
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