They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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