Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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