we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My penis needs a shock collar
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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